This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
頭使って。。。#頭おかしい 〜 さーちゃん
Use your head… #imweird 〜 さーちゃん
Maths is hard!
Use your head properly.
okay because apparently some people truly do not realize:
SOMETHING BEING POSTED TO TUMBLR DOES NOT IN ANYWAY MAKE IT PUBLIC PROPERTY
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO POST THINGS TO TUMBLR THAT WERE NOT MADE BY YOU WITHOUT EXPLICIT PERMISSION FROM THE ORIGINAL CREATOR, EVEN IF YOU CREDIT THEM. THAT IS…
well dollskill was just taken off my list of all time favorite stores….
”Yeah, we’re edgy! Not like the rest of society that totally respect native Americans and their symbols”
spread this bullshit
I… what the fuck is that response email. what?
my kitten says hello
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills